Don't mess around with an electric fence?

lame joke 01

Question:

Why do mosquitoes love to suck blood?

Answer:

Because they watched too much twilight...

The 100 Cheesiest Movie Quotes of All Time

DC .VS. OC

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the total wipeout show

I especially love the sarcastic comments that the two host of the show says. One of the most entertaining shows ever on television.

the eyeball tattoo

That is freaking absolutely scary.

movie flashback: Saving Private Ryan

This is one of those movies that would stick in your head forever. It's the best war movie I have seen and I recommend you guys to watch this movie.

the sport of ghosting

roger and family

roger federer with wife and twin daughters

movie review: Paranormal Activity

just a few words. It was not scary at all for me because all the scary bits I have seen before in other horror/scary/gory movies. Okay thats all I want to say. Trust me I had a good nights sleep after watching this movie(surprisingly).

some random post of 2010

yeah surfing the web from carrefour is awesome....eventhough...my wrist hurts...

Movie review: My Sister's Keeper

My Sister's Keeper is a novel by Jodi Picoult. The story is about the life of 13-year-old Anna Fitzgerald, who enlists the help of an attorney, Campbell Alexander, to sue her parents, Brian and Sara Fitzgerald for rights to her own body. Kate Fitzgerald, Anna's older sister, suffers from leukemia; whose parents conceived Anna through IVF, to help save Kate's life when she first falls ill. They use Anna's cord blood and through treatment, it works- until Kate relapses again and again. So Anna decides to petition for medical emancipation so she will not have to be a donor unless she wants to.

Rest assured I am not bias when I saw this movie, and I didn't even read the novel which comes from acclaim novelist Jodi Picoult.

All I can say and what I have learned about life from this movie is that there is no control over life. Death is just death and no one really understands at all. Let's celebrate life even though there is death around us.

Acting wise, I love how Cameron Diaz holds herself as serious actress and Abigail Breslin's (Anna Fitzgerald) character is as equally as brilliant too. the acting is so powerful yet restrained, strong yet engaging.

A highly recommended movie from me.

national 101 you should know

A funny e-mail send to me by a friend. This is Malaysia - What A True Malaysian Should Know NATIONAL EXCUSE FOR HAIR LOSS : Ajinomoto NATIONAL INSTANT FOOD : Maggi Mee NATIONAL BREAKFAST : Nasi Lemak NATIONAL LUNCH Nasi Ayam NATIONAL SUPPER Roti Canai & Teh Tarik NATIONAL EXCUSE FOR BEING LATE Traffic Jam NATIONAL FRUIT FOR INDUCING MENSTRUATION : Pineapple NATIONAL FAKE ILLNESS FOR GETTING MC (MEN) : Food Poisoning NATIONAL FAKE ILLNESS FOR GETTING MC (WOMEN) : Menstrual Pain NATIONAL CURE FOR DIARRHOEA Cap Kaki Tiga. Down one bottle with warm water and you are all 'dried up'. NATIONAL CURE FOR HEADACHES : Panadol. The 'cure for all'. If it fails we have another secret weapon - Tiger Balm. NATIONAL CURE FOR NAUSEA Moh Fah Kor. NATIONAL CURE FOR DIZZINESS: Minyak Angin Cap Kapak. NATIONAL CAUSE OF DIZZINESS (FOR YUPPIES) Happy Hours. NATIONAL INSTANT CURE FOR DIZZINESS (FOR YUPPIES) : The sight of a police road block. NATIONAL RICE COOKER NATIONAL Rice Cooker NATIONAL RUBBISH DUMP : Anywhere. As long as it is not your house. NATIONAL MOST MIS-PRONOUNCED NAME Carrefour. Sometimes even pronounced as Carry 4! NATIONAL ANSWER FOR 'WHERE ARE YOU' ? - on the way. NATIONAL OFFICIAL TIME FOR BEING LATE : - 10 minutes NATIONAL REASON FOR PRICE INCREASE Petrol naik lagi kawan... semua barang pun kena naik ler... inclusive chicken meat? NATIONAL REASON FOR PETROL INCREASE : Still cheaper than other country la.... NATIONAL EXCUSE FOR CAUSING TRAFFIC JAM there was accident on the other side of the road.. of course must slow down and tengok-tengok, kaypoh-kaypoh lah! NATIONAL REASON WHEN REJECTING INVITATION 'I got some work to do la..u all go first la..' NATIONAL REASON FOR COLLAPSED BUILDINGS & LEAKY PARLIAMENT ROOFS : An act of God. Definitely nothing to with greased palms and poor quality control. Nope, none whatsoever. NATIONAL EXCUSE FOR IRRESPONSIBLE POLITICAL STATEMENTS : None. We were misquoted. NATIONAL MINISTERIAL REASON FOR INCREASING TOLL RATES : Orang cakap mau naik mesti mau naik lah! Lu ingat ini jalan saya punya bapak punya kah?! NATIONAL REASON FOR HAVING BIG ONION DOMES ON TAXPAYER FUNDED PUBLIC BUILDINGS : Dunno. It's not as if we're anywhere near the middle east. NATIONAL REASON FOR SPURNING BAILOUT PACKAGES FROM FOREIGN CAR COMPANIES : We're about to unveil another badly designed low budget car, which, coupled with our notorious customer service and corporate mismanagement, will see us bankrupt again within the next 5 years. And so we have absolutely no need for the Germans and their silly car-making and market-positioning knowhow, thank you very much. NATIONAL EXCUSE FOR JUMPING QUEUE (TRAFFIC JAM OR WHAT EVER QUEUE) : Everybody doing what lah....... NATIONAL EXCUSE NOT PAYING SAMAN ACCORDING TO DUE DATE : Relax ler... government will give discount one of these days NATIONAL EXCUSE TO BRIBE (ANY CONDITION) : Give them minum kopi lar...

the late new year entry

Hai I am back. Making a short one. Hope everyone is doing fine. Internet is gone back home. So yeah sorry for the lack of updates, updates that I was supposed to do. Cheerios!!