playing dead

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Lawn ball gone wrong

The funny beach scene

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CC,FC,WLOP

chicken chop, fish and chips and a whole lot of peeping(is an inside joke) . Hehe.

Garfield

cow corporation

TRADITIONAL CORPORATION

You have two cows.

You sell one and bought a baby bull.

Nurse and feed it well;

They mate, your herd multiplies and the economy grows.

You invest & kept the gains into the country reserve,

You sell them and everyone retire on the income.

AN AMERICAN CORPORATION

You have two cows.

You mortgage both of them to the bank & obtain investment for two more cows,

Then re-mortgage the investment the four cows for eight cows and continue to do likewise,

The financial market was flooding with mortgages & investments in cow's assets,

No one knows where & who owned the original 2 cow's ...... ?

Then these 2 original cows grew old & eventually died,

You are surprised when there's No Asset to back up the mortgage or repay the loan ???

Finally, You ask the govt to bail out the collapse financial cow's market!

A FRENCH CORPORATION

You have two cows.

You go on strike because you want three cows.

A JAPANESE CORPORATION

You have two cows.

You redesign them so they are one-tenth the size of an ordinary cow and produce twenty times the milk.

You then create clever cow cartoon images called 'Cowkimon' and market them World-Wide.

A GERMAN CORPORATION

You have two cows.

You re-engineer them so they live for 100 years, eat once a month, and milk themselves.

A BRITISH CORPORATION

You have two cows.

Both are mad.

AN ITALIAN CORPORATION

You have two cows, but you don't know where they are.

You break for lunch..

A SWISS CORPORATION

You have 5,000 cows and none of which belong to you.

You charge others for storing them.

A CHINESE CORPORATION

You have two cows.

You have 300 people milking them..

You claim full employment and high bovine productivity.

You have the newsman who reported on the numbers arrested.

AN INDIAN CORPORATION

You have two cows.

You worship them.

A SINGAPOREAN CORPORATION

You have two cows,

One "cow-peh" and one "cow-bu".

And last but not least,

A MALAYSIAN CORPORATION

You have two cows.

You signed a 40-year contract to supply milk at RM0.06 per litre.

Then midway through, you raised the price to RM0.60 or you cut the supply.

When the buyer agrees to the new price, you change your mind again and now want RM1.20.

The buyer decided you can keep the milk and they go look for milk that comes from recycled cows or the cow urine instead.

Your two cows retire together with the Prime Minister.

White Ninja confronts a smoker

Courtesy of Whiteninjacomics.com

Mcdonald's madness

I've thought I stop seeing the madness that has befall upon me, with this:

but behold :

the emoticon version*Faints*

Thanks Adrian Mau for making my day.

JPJ 2009 regulation on seat belt use

JPJ has done an extensive testing on a newly designed seat belt. Results shows that accidents can be reduced by as much as 45% when the belt is properly installed. Correct installation is illustrated below:

 

when you don't have a needle and a thread

What to do when there is not even a single thread and needle around to mend a big hole in your pants?? Well just, used a few stripes of scotch/paper tape and stick it across your pants that has a hole on it. Innovative yet easy to do.

Look whose talking

wallace and gromit: A grand day out

When hamburgers attack!!

With a cheesy book title and an even cheesy book illustration to go with it.

I find it rather amusing. Do you??

Confuse manufacturers

Cups also have orgasms okay !!!! Don't play play

Out of porpotion frog, blowfish and cow. Even the color scheme of these animals are out

Meet from clockwise Mr fatty Chicken, Mr Fatty Anteater , Mr Barney the green dinosaur and Miss fatty Pig

and lastly the toy that defies logic and understanding:


A slim cut peguin even the girls will go envy.

where the colored tower falls

Good old game of Uno Stacko.

When a ninja is an optimist

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Words of the day

Phoon and spock- Debbie Yong