I am fat and I choose not to be offended by this.
Showing posts with label just for laughs. Show all posts
Showing posts with label just for laughs. Show all posts
Friday, March 23, 2012
Saturday, February 4, 2012
Saturday, January 28, 2012
Monday, December 26, 2011
the year that was in Youtube 2011
Best of the best youtube videos of the past 12 months
Best Advertising video
Best Public Service Announcement video
Best Sports Video
Best animal related videos
Best Kid/ Baby related videos
Best Nature Video
Best accident related videos
Best blooper/Blunder/Fail videos
Best improvisational videos
Tell me what you think? Are there any favorite of yours that should be listed here? Comment below
Best Advertising video
Best Public Service Announcement video
Best Sports Video
Best animal related videos
Best Kid/ Baby related videos
Best Nature Video
Best accident related videos
Best blooper/Blunder/Fail videos
Best improvisational videos
Tell me what you think? Are there any favorite of yours that should be listed here? Comment below
Sunday, December 18, 2011
Tuesday, December 13, 2011
the boozes, the drugs and the cigarettes
There were 3 best friends. They will go anywhere and do things together. They all had their vices. Person A likes to take drugs and is very keen on it. Person B meanwhile likes to booze and the last person, Person C, likes to smoke tons of cigarette.
As they were walking together in the desert, they stumble upon a kettle and one of them gave it a rub and. out of nowhere, smoke starts billowing from the tip of the spout and from there forms a very menacing monster which turns out to be a genie.
The genie suddenly spoke, and it says," I am a genie and its my pleasure to inform each of you that you will get a wish. You can wish for anything that you want to, but be wise, as each of you would only get one wish each. The 3 friends was panicking at first, but it suddenly came into their realization that they could ask for anything that they wanted to. They ask for things according to their pleasure.
Person A asked of the genie, " I wish for the best drugs that you can get from around the world and put it in a cave and seal me in with it. Leave me alone for ten years and you shall open the cave after that!!". The genie heard this and with a nod of his head his wish got granted.
Person B meanwhile ask of the genie, " I wish that you could bring me the best types of alcohol that you can get and stuff it inside a cave and seal me in with it. Leave me there for ten years and only when that ten years have pass then you will open it. The genie heard this and with a nod of his head his wish got granted.
Person C meanwhile asked of the genie, " I wish for all the cigarette that this world can offer to me. Place it inside a cave and seal me in with it for ten years. Only after ten years then you will release me from this cave. The genie heard this and with a nod of his head his wish got granted.
After then years had passed, the genie came back to each of cave and open them as promised. He open the cave Person A was in. Not long after that out cam Person A looking sickly and gaunt looking from the comsumption of drugs. He couldn't barely work. Person A fell on the gravel road and died. After that the genie open the cave which Person B was in. Person B came out with an enormous beer belly. He walk carelessly and died shortly after that because of alcohol poisoning. Lastly, the genie open the last cave that Person C was in. To his surprise, person C look fresh and healthier then before. Person C walked towards the genie and give him a tight slap on the face and said:
As they were walking together in the desert, they stumble upon a kettle and one of them gave it a rub and. out of nowhere, smoke starts billowing from the tip of the spout and from there forms a very menacing monster which turns out to be a genie.
The genie suddenly spoke, and it says," I am a genie and its my pleasure to inform each of you that you will get a wish. You can wish for anything that you want to, but be wise, as each of you would only get one wish each. The 3 friends was panicking at first, but it suddenly came into their realization that they could ask for anything that they wanted to. They ask for things according to their pleasure.
Person A asked of the genie, " I wish for the best drugs that you can get from around the world and put it in a cave and seal me in with it. Leave me alone for ten years and you shall open the cave after that!!". The genie heard this and with a nod of his head his wish got granted.
Person B meanwhile ask of the genie, " I wish that you could bring me the best types of alcohol that you can get and stuff it inside a cave and seal me in with it. Leave me there for ten years and only when that ten years have pass then you will open it. The genie heard this and with a nod of his head his wish got granted.
Person C meanwhile asked of the genie, " I wish for all the cigarette that this world can offer to me. Place it inside a cave and seal me in with it for ten years. Only after ten years then you will release me from this cave. The genie heard this and with a nod of his head his wish got granted.
After then years had passed, the genie came back to each of cave and open them as promised. He open the cave Person A was in. Not long after that out cam Person A looking sickly and gaunt looking from the comsumption of drugs. He couldn't barely work. Person A fell on the gravel road and died. After that the genie open the cave which Person B was in. Person B came out with an enormous beer belly. He walk carelessly and died shortly after that because of alcohol poisoning. Lastly, the genie open the last cave that Person C was in. To his surprise, person C look fresh and healthier then before. Person C walked towards the genie and give him a tight slap on the face and said:
"YOU BLOODY BUFFOON!!!IDIOT!!! SON OF A GUN!!!! YOU GAVE ME CIGARETTES BUT NO LIGHTER!!!!!!!"
I WAS STUCKED IN THERE FOR 10 YEARS DOING NOTHING
Thursday, December 8, 2011
Sunday, November 27, 2011
random pictures
taken during IF Camp 2007 Port Dickson-RESCUE
Jon " English" Lim
Bryan "Adams" Wong
Barney "Stinson" Choo
Joash "MJ" Yap
who bandage themselves better? Vote by putting in your comment below.
Tuesday, November 22, 2011
Monday, November 21, 2011
joke of the day
One spelling mistake can cost you your life. A husband send this to his wife: " I'm having a wonderful time, wish you were her".
Tuesday, August 9, 2011
best bad paid for photos
definitely the second one is the best hands down
can't really decide between the second and the third one...
Is the second one on booze or drugs?
Saturday, August 6, 2011
random videos
YEEEEEE-HAW!!!!
Russion Unicorn, a parody of Michael Buble's Haven't Met You Yet
bad paid for tattoos...lol
Russion Unicorn, a parody of Michael Buble's Haven't Met You Yet
bad paid for tattoos...lol
Monday, June 27, 2011
the bieber equation
Scenario 1
equals
equals
scenario 2
equals
equals
the moral of the story:
It sucks being Justine Bimbo
Wednesday, June 22, 2011
Perform this way!!!!
A few thing that I would like to say:
It's creepy,
scary and awesomely
funny at the same time.
Wednesday, June 15, 2011
Wednesday, May 18, 2011
Monday, May 16, 2011
Sunday, May 15, 2011
Tuesday, April 19, 2011
Zijianism and zijian
zijiansephilitis (pronounce zehh-gee-ian-sepp-fih-laeh teh-iss)- a common skin rash cause by to much eating of popiah..Other symptons including happy enducing smiles, that resembles a smiley
zijianism( pronounce zeeh-gee-ah-nehh-zum) a new age teaching founded by zijian in the late 2000s. Motto of zijianism is eat well, live well. symptoms include lack of eating control, and a bloated stomach.
Friday, February 25, 2011
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